Son: Mummy, have I descended from a monkey?
Mother: l don’t know, son.
I never met your father’s people.
JKL
Teacher: What is common between Buddha, Jesus, Mahaveer and
Guru Nanak.
Student: All of them were born Indian Central Govt holidays.
JKL
Patient: Doctor, I think I’ve bitten by a vampire.
Doctor: Drink this glass of water.
Patient: Will it make me better?
Doctor: No, but I’ll be able to see if your neck leeks.
JKL
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